true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
the female mind is a very strange place.
No one’s denying it
“am I top or bottom” I whispered as we started a two player game of Mario Kart
horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”
i only stay inside to avoid paparazzi
smack that ass from 8 feet away
when u lay on your side and ur bra shifts halfway around the world
wow i thought foxes were supposed to be dangerous but really they’re just tiny ginger dogs
i want to exercise but i dont want people to see me
i feel this on a spiritual level
Ready for the cold, and the season’s first snowball!